what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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