Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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