I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
