? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Come see our sink grown plant.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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