I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
