mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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