We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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