is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I FOUND THE LEGS
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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