What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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