I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i drank out of a bidet.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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