So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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