i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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