my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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