I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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