So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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