today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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