come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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