Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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