fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I came so hard my ears popped.
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