I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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