also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I forget how to act sober
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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