Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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