8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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