Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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