I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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