found the other keg... it's in the tree
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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