He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
