I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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