And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
tell me about the fingering
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