I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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