I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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