"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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