My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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