Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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