i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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