Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
where does the pee come out of this thing
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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