This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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