He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
