it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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