i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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