**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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