we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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