Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
this just has baby written all over it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
