I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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