So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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