in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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