God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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