I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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