Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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