i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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